When people think Anna is stupid
When people think Anna is weak
When people think Anna hasn’t suffered as much as Elsa
When people think Anna is “too good”
When people think Anna doesn’t learn anything
When people say Anna isn’t as attractive as Elsa
When people think a bunch of rocks are their family
Lorelei screwed over the Mayward ship by boinking Ward and outing him as like Skye, she also
-tried to fight Lady Angelface Sif (and failed miserably hAh)
-outed Sif as loving Thor (which we all knew anyway)
-possessed Fitz who played an adorable game of tag with JemJem (which ended in him being…
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit
Denny’s are you okay?
ACTUAL ANGEL FROM THE HEAVENS OF ASGARD
I KNEW YOU LOVED THOR
WE ALL PRETTY MUCH KNEW THOUGH AM I RIGHT
MY HEART IS BLEEDING
MY SOUL HURTS
BECAUSE THE MAN SHE LOVES WAS PLAYED BY SOME ASGARDIAN SKANK AND NOW IS DATING A PUNY HUMAN BUT SHE STILL MANAGES TO BE SNARKY AND BADASS
YOUR BABY COULD NEVER
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
*screams internally* *dies*
REBLOG IF YOU ARE
- a butch
- a femme/lipstick lesbian
- a bear
- a boi
- gender queer
- no gender
- third gender
- transgender pre or post
- an lgbt ally
- queer or questioning
- a robot
AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE
Fitz and Jemma are dating and never mention it because they think it’s obvious.
this is my new favorite AOS headcanon.
Like Coulson is watching them be science-y one day and suddenly they kiss and when he asks they go full on innocent puppy mode.
"Well, Agent Coulson, sir. We thought you knew." And everyone on the team is just sorta speechless.